Inagurate Your Ballz : Pt. 2 Obama Update

The following is a report for ABC-2 News regarding Obama's trip to Baltimore on January 17, 2009 :

The exact route has not been announced, but we would imagine Barack Obama will arrive at Penn Station on his train trip from Philadelphia, PA to Washington, DC.

The president-elect’s inaugural committee announced that trip will happen three days prior to Obama being sworn in as president.

The committee says Baltimore’s history represents the theme of his trip, “Renewing America’s Promise.” The committee noted Baltimore is where that promise was defended then immortalized in our national anthem, referring to the attack on Ft. McHenry during the War of 1812.

Baltimore Police Commissioner Fred Bealefeld says his department will prepare for 150,000 people. The venue has not been announced yet, but M&T Bank Stadium may be one possibility. The stadium held 90,000 people for a music festival in 1998.

Barack Obama will be in Baltimore on January 17th.

Well I know it will be Ravens Stadium because it is the only place that can hold that amount of people. If you are looking to come to the event on public transportation, take the MARC Train which will be running the entire weekend. You can purchase your tickets now.

Also the MARC Train will run to the BWI Business District Stop which is down the street from where the party will be. You can take the train there and get a pick-up. You will just need to let me know the day before. For those that don't want to deal with traffic, I suggest that you take the B30 Bus from Greenbelt to BWI. It only costs a few bucks and can get you to the event .

I will be taking the train to the Light Rail train to the Obama event and then the hotel shuttle to the party. We will adjust the time of the event for those brothers that may want to come to the party directly after the event. This way you can get your freak on early and not have to wait around.

www.mtamaryland.com - MARC Train

www.wmata.com - B30 Bus information

Wet Dicks,

Cubz

Inaugurate Your Ballz : Pt 1

What up, 

The time is cumming soon that the eyes of the world will be on the DC / Baltimore Metro Area. Baltimore? Yes. If you didn't know, President Elect Obama announced a pre-inauguration event for Baltimore on January 17 th, 2009. That is a major thing for brothers in this area considering that we have been blessed to have Obama twice within 6 months so you know I am feeling this. 

I have decided to throw the next party at the BWI Airport Complex in Linthicum, MD. If you didn't know. The complex is located on BW Parkway also known as 295 which is about 35 minutes from DC. So for all of you brothers that are going to ask the next question, I will go ahead and adress it for you.

Why are you going to have the party in BWI instead of DC ?

1) The DC Metro Area will experience congestion that will make the headaches of the million man march look like a fraternity gathering. If you went to the march, you knew that getting on the Metro was one of the most difficult tasks. I waited an hour at the Greenbelt station to get to the city and I stood the entire way.  

The congestion will be enormous. Think about a city that is only 9 miles wide having over 2 million people from across the world there. Now also consider that 295, 495 and the wilson bridge are always crowded. And add the number of people expected. 

Do you think that you will able to attend a party in Alexandria or Greenbelt easily ? Not at all. Your best bet is to be away from the most concentrated area. This is the attractive feature of the BWI Airport Complex.  

2) If you want to see Obama that weekend, You need to be in Baltimore ! 

Obama is making one of 3 stops that day. Newark, DE , Philly and Baltimore before heading to the district where he will be busy that weekend. During the campaign, people came from College Park and DC to Baltimore so they could see him because the crowd in the area was too much. 

I doubt anyone reading this blog will see him in person. So you might as well celebrate and bring your ballz to Baltimore and have the time of your life. 

The exact schedule hasn't been set but he was at the Baltimore Arena Before so my insiders are telling me that he will make a return trip there or go to Camden Yards / Ravens Stadium which is located beside the Marc Train. 

3) There will be thousands of Men in Baltimore !

The hotels in the area sold from Baltimore to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to all points east and west. So if you are thinking there will not be people in the area, you are greatly mistaken. You will be in the company of some sexy azz dudes that will be looking to connect after the event and they will be at our event.  Why deal with trying to find parking at the Dupont Circle risking getting towed when you can enjoy free hotel parking and the comfort of being where there will be quality brothers. 

Well this is my first blog post on the Inaugurate Your Ballz Event !  So look forward to more discussion on this . 

Wet Dicks

Cubzilla 

A Perfect Example Why People Don't Attend Parties

This is an email that I received that was forwarded from a new party in Philadelphia that has already begun claiming they are the largest attended after 4 events.....

if you wish to be dropped from this list, let me know.

the host got the flu and was unable to hold the last scheduled party.

many people were turned away at the door at the last party, more than previous events. this is not a party for profit. It takes more than $10 to get you in. F**** will continue to be quality driven.

finally, there have been emails shared inadvertently. Ordinarily, F****hides the email addresses in the invitations. Somehow, this did not happen to some invitations. VERY SORRY.

F****

It takes courage to send your picture and stats to a party promoter to attend an event. And it is much easier for the party not to respond to you or just say " No Thanks ." But for you to take the time to come to an event , to be rejected at the door isn't cool. Hell , the person took the time to drive over to the event, spent gas money to get there, get the courage to show up and you turn them away.

Note : This is the same party that said that they screen everyone before giving out invitations. Well if they did, then there would not be any need to turn people away because the only people on the list would be the individuals that sent the pictures.

On the flip side, if you know that you do not meet the door requirements of the party, why come to the event. Especially when the party is telling you on the invitation that you should be " On Point ". That is always a code word to me that they want you to be perfect or thier fantasy: If you are average, stay away. If you don't have a six pack, stay away. If you aren't black, stay the fuck away. That is a heads up warning so you know. I do hope for the sake of the event that the people turned away were really those that weren't invited. But when you have a group of Body Conscious Men from Los Angeles throwing events in a city like Philly then you know they won't be around for long.

Here is a hint to the promoter: People who got turned away at the door are the reason the Blatino Parties done in Atlanta were shut down !!!! If they don't meet your standards, then give them an invitation to another event that fits them or throw another event for those so that they don't feel rejected. Rejection is pain and if you ever had that happened to you then you would know how to deal with others in the future.

Wet Dicks,

Juan Diego , Founder

Ning Closes Adult Groups

Whats up,

I wanted to give you the 411 on the latest closing of the Red Light District. Ning will be closing all of the adult groups on its system starting 12/31/08. As you know, our group use to have a social network on the ning platform. But we were deleted some time ago when Ning started to slowly close in on all of the adult sites out there. Since then many brothers wanted to find out if we would have some place where they could enjoy videos.

After some great thought, I decided to add a video membership to our site. We will also give you reviews of the places where brothers are going to fuck [ bookstores, theaters, etc. ] and tell you where the hottest events are where you can party.

I would like to think of it as Cruising for Sex with Quality. I have already started uploading videos to the server and we have a great amount of clips that range between 10 - 25 minutes long arranged by category. I am in the process of finishing the reviews and party listings that will be on the site.

I know this site will most definitely peak your interest because all of the information will be written by myself and I will go to the locations to upload pictures and video of them [ this will take some time ], so you will know what I am talking about. Most review sites give you false hopes or are written by someone who is super negatigve. What I will be doing is providing content that is balanced and fair.

And best of all the new member site will be available to everyone regardless of site , shape or color. So there will be something for everyone. So look out for the lauch in the next few weeks. We will do a pre-launch that will give you a great taste of what we offer for a few bucks. Then we will roll out the full website.

Wet Dicks,

Juan Diego, Founder

It Starts with a Pic

There seems to be some sort of viewpoint out there that you should be able to get into a party without having to send your picture. Ok , I really do understand that you are private and don't want anyone to know you love to suck dick but do you have a real issue to be upset for an event to require a picture to attend?

I don't think so. See there are plenty of places that you can go if you don't want to send a picture. There is the bookstore. You can creep to it on you lunchtime and meet men. You always have the theaters. Parks are a bit dangerous these days with the police stings but there are still another venue for you to get your rocks off in private. So it's not like you have options out there...lol

But from the perspective of a party planner, you need to know who and what is going to show up at the door. We live in a time where people will become someone they are not over the Internet. I have had several clients for my massage business who on their profiles said they were bodybuilders and in shape. I was expecting a ripped guy only to find that they were ripped like 30 years and 50 pounds ago. Now imagine what that would be like for me if I was chatting with this guy over the internet hoping to hook up. In short, I would be pissed off because the dude could say ' Hey. I am a thick man . Are you down ? ' In which case the answer would be yes. But the very fact of the deception disqualifies him from going any further with me.

Back to the party, as an event planner, you are responsible for making sure that what you advertise is in the event. No less. And when someone says that they are a regular masculine guy with an average body, you expect that. They send you a picture and you give them the address. If they show up in hot pink sweats, should they be allowed in? Hell to the No!

So your picture is your first impression when you respond to a party ad. And here are a few pet peeves.

Don't send your Dick or Ass Pic !

We all have one. A party promoter is either looking to see if you fit the build or if you have an overall masculine appearance. And dick and ass pics don't tell shit but that you may be hiding something.

Make sure your Pictures Match

Yeah. You know the people who send a dick picture with a six pack abs and a chest picture of a thick dude and the ass of someone in the middle. This just spells of a fake. A simple upper body picture will do. If you are not comfortable with your pictures then it's time to check out the bookstore. Remember, there is someone who will always find you hot regardless of how you look

Dated Pictures are a bust

Why send a promoter a picture that has a date of 1981 ? I have recieved those and couldn't help to think that he may be still wearing that afro. Be proud of your age.

Don't Be a Dick

If the party requires a picture, don't send the founder some email talking about how on point you are and how they won't be dissapointed. The event won't be disapointed if you just send the picture to let us know how sexy you really are. Other candidates for dicks are the people who complain that they don't want to send a picture over the internet yet have 10 different accounts on every sex site. Remember if you are that discreet then look for another venue that matches your lifestyle.

When in doubt just ask.

Premium events will answer every question you have.
Just let your issues be known so they can deal with them.

Wet Dicks

Juan Diego, Founder
UndercoverBrothaz.com

Back for a New Season

I know ! I know ! Many of you have been telling me and so I decided to listen to my group of awesome brothers and have another season of hot parties. I have to admit that I did miss meeting all of you and the freaky events we had.

There were some off da chain times with Donkey Dick , New Yorker and the rest of the crew that trooped in from across the region for a Premium Event. Yeah I call us premium because I go out of my way to provide an experience that is friendly , fun and freaky. No attitudes here just a regular dude looking to create a safe space so you can get down.

Also look for these blogs on a regular basis. These Blogs will provide a venue for us to keep in contact and for you to hear my thoughts on sex, parties and the world of underground freaking. I love this area so I might as well share it with you. You will find the New Magazine UBZ. This downloadable magazine is dedicated to sex in a new way. I look at the culture of sex and the fun shit we do to have it. It is free and you are more than welcome to download it and enjoy.

Well i am about to head out but I wanted to say what up and thanks to all of those that have supported me. I look forward to meeting you at our 12/27/09 event in Greenbelt, MD. There is a free shuttle to the event but you must call early and be there on time.

Wet Dicks

Juan Diego, Founder

What's behind party prices ?

I guess it's time for me to explain to the best of my ability how groups come up with prices and how you can figure out what to expect from the amount of what people charge.

A common belief is that sex should be free. Yes but when it comes to throwing a sex party, there are plenty of costs that are associated with the endeavor. I don't know anyone that is going to finance your romance unless it falls under one of the setups that i will explain here but the rule of thumb is that you get what you pay for...well almost

Free and $5 Parties

These events are usually done by people who are doing something from thier homes or is in town for a day and want to get a group of brothers together for a bash. You will find a standard hotel room and as people come in, you take your clothes off and freak. Don't expect drinks and the full range of amenities although a few party hosts will have something on hand to get the party loose.

As far as crowd is concerned. These events can usually draw very big crowds of the Wal-mart Variety. But I have found that if someone is looking for very fit and/or masculine dudes, these events typically will not scratch your itch. On the smaller end of the spectrum, you will find a great group of brothers if the host is on point. Now if he looks like someone who couldn't pull at a bar or club then you are not going to get that top notch private freak.

$10 Spot

These events are usually thrown by the casual party host that wants to have an occasional event where people can get together and have a great time. You will find condoms and lube. Sodas may be provided. The $10 parties are also given by party promoters that have events on a regular basis. You know those industrious brothers that have party groups running out of thier homes and hosts events every weekend. These $10 parties are very popular in New York City.

As far as the crowd. You can find some great brothers at these events considering the hosts usually have a following of men that will come on a regular basis to support the party. These events are usually a better find than a free or $5 party.

Note: The party hosts tend to have better attitudes. I forgot to mention that free and $5 parties tend to have the body police and rude hosts that are trying to fulfill their personal fantasy. So if you don't meet up then, you will be turned away fast.

$20 Premium Events

These tend to be your premium events but don't get it twisted there are a few $20 plus parties out there that are cheap as hell. If you are paying $20 for an event and you are coming to the Ramada then save your bucks and head to a bookstore for a more economical event. Back to my point. The premium events tend to be the best value because they are all inclusive and you don't have to bring anything, not even the alcohol.

The crowd really depends on the group but these events never miss because the hosts spend alot of time to ensure a great group of men are formed even if they are small in number. These events are held at upscale hotels in suites. Don't be fooled. If a party host is trying to charge $20 and you are not in a suite, then you are being taken advantage of. Premium is a badge that only a few parties can wear because they take the time to create a relationship with those that attend and take the time to carefully screen so you will not run into anything that is not being advertised.

If you are going to attend an event, go with a premium group or party group that charges at least $10 - $15. You work hard for your money and it should provide hours of good hard dicks and ass for you. Make sure you select a group that doesn't make dumb ass claims. There is no #1 in any city. No one has 100% market share. Each group serves a different market and those events that love to tout being #1 when they weren't voted by any outside group is trying to justify taking more of your dough.

Wet Dicks,

Juan Diego, Founder
Undercover Life

Glow Party Review - 6/13/08

Big Things most definitely came in Small Groups last night. I was a bit suprised because many of our brothers came before the doors closed. But once our group arrived , I was very satisfied with the turn out. Everyone was sexy and on point! That is one reason why people screen but I will just give you a quick recap of the action for those that are still scared shitless about coming to an event ....lol

I had took a rare role and started it off with a sexy tall light skin new yawk city brother..lol. It didn't take long before people were on the bed in the dark room getting down. This was some crazy action. The tops were giving it and then went on thier backs to serve it up...This party was versatile action at its best ! There were no hangups and people just enjoyed all of the flavors in the house.

The glow in the dark chains gave enough light to have fun without making it an all around lighted set. This was a great party. Everyone came from somewhere else and in order to reward those who drove out I did something that I had never done before ...I LET EVERYONE PARTY FOR FREE . That's right no cover or donation was needed just get in and let yourself play. And that is what the brothers did. [ Yeah I know you are slapping yourself for not coming out ..but it will be a while before I do a crazy give away ].

We went through so many damn condoms, I entertained going to Sams Club in the future to stock up. Honestly, I never had so many condoms used. Most people just do light play with the exception of a few who are ready to go deep.

Well you won't have to travel for a long while to attend our event next time. We will be moving all of our events to Greenbelt, MD ! And I will pickup the brothers from the Metro Station before the event that need to get a lift. We most definitely want you at the event.

I would like to thank my Delaware brothers who came out to the event and my military brother that stayed after for Breakfast.

Wet Dicks

Juan Diego, Founder

The White Question

I guess it's the elephant in the room of many parties that many don't want to talk about. I have read so many different invitations to parties and either the host is adamant about not having white guys at the event or its a party that is hosted by a white man that is trying to get brothers to come out. I have been doing events for a while and really wanted to weigh on the issue to give you the perspective that many people don't get. Hopefully this will shed some light for the white fam.

First of all, many party host have a distrust of white people. You may argue that its 2008 but many of the hosts have parents that were discriminated, attacked and taught not to mix sexually with other races. There are alot of historical reasons why many African American party hosts will not let you into their set. Rather than getting mad at them , you have to accept the fact that for many of us. The hurts from the past don't go away because MLk marched on Washington. That is the broad answer. I will give some up to date reasons.

They Don't Show up

This has to be the number reason promoters don't want white fam into their set. The guy asks a ton of questions, talks about how much other parties don't let white men in the door and then doesn't show up. I have had hundreds of white men ask for invitations to the party and then not show up. Request to come again and then say the reason they didn't show was because they didn't want to be the only white guy knowing the event was an ethnic based group with 99.9% chocolate. Now they could have saved themselves some time and just threw their own party but they decided to bitch and complain about not getting in and then not show.

Too many Questions

There is a big difference in discretion between white people and men of color. It is just as loud as the color pink at a gay pride parade. I have noticed that white men want to ask 50 questions about an event and then get into the event and ask another 40 questions just killing the vibe for the brothers that are there. Whereas brothers understand that a sex party is just that and only require to know the location, who its for and the cost. They come into an event quiet and feel the place out or if a brother goes to events on the regular, he just takes his clothes off and goes for what he knows.

I have had this happen with several white brothers that wanted to come to my Big Men's party. They asked more questions than anyone and then called from outside the spot to say how nervous they were and wanted to know the racial breakdown of the party, how many people were there and what people were doing. Quite honestly they were being nosy as fuck. They don't get that same information from a bookstore they go to for dick sucking yet want to ask the me so many damn questions and as a host it makes me think that this guy can't keep his mouth closed.

The worst thing for an ethnic group is to have a party and then read a review from some dude talking about who was there and giving all of the groups private information out to the public. For that reason, many parties don't want white fam there because they have observed that white fam for some reason don't know how to go with the flow.


Discretion

Although i have not had to deal with this one, I know a few promoters who have dealt with this one. The guy gets the invite an then comes to the hotel front desk with the invitation asking for information to find the party. Yeah, I couldn't beleive that. But I have heard that so party promoters will just ban the race of dudes than to deal with screening it out. Not that elevated..I know but after someone tries to shut down an event that you spent months promoting..you would be inclined to do that.

Difference of Culture

There are just some differences that are just cultural. White men say "cock" [ I hate that word] , Black men say " dick ". Black men at a sex party can enjoy straight porn while many white men want to see gay porn. White men will want people to just walk in and start fucking where brothers will take some time to feel out the place before fucking. Even in a sex party brothers will exercise in who they pick to get down with. Whereas many white men will just jump on the first dick they can find. I have noticed that brothers will not talk in the dark room while peeps are getting busy where white men will want to talk.

Now these are generalizations based on my experience and a few promoters that have commented on the same thing. Don't hate me. Actually, I could give a fuck if you did. But I just want to put it out there so if you run across an event and don't an invitation or go find a party that doesn't want white people you have some idea why it is.

Looks

Those events that do let white fam in usually will select the creme of the crop into the event than the average white fam. They may advertise athletic and fit but that doesn't mean that an average white fam is going to get into a black party. I have noticed that the white brothers that got into black parties were above average, muscle men and sexy as fuck. They didn't pick opie types or the kind of white fam that couldn't pick up black dudes in a social setting. It's crazy but people are people.

At the end of the day, the party reflects the fantasy of the host and his desires. Now for the Undercover Life policy on this.

We are an ethnic based group and white men should realize that it will be a majority of brothers there.

We don't discriminate on white fam but we want those that would fit very well with our group of men , so every white brother is not going to get in because as a owner, I know that men who don't chill or are very apprehensive or rude will piss of my members.

We ask that any white brother , read the site first to understand what we do and then follow the directions on the invite. This will create a very good experience for him.

We ask that any white brother, not ask 21 questions when he arrives but chill and feel out the place. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Besides that we welcome those that fit in our group. I hope that clears up some questions you may have with the ethnic based events and parties. I speak for what i have observed and can only stand on that.

Undercover Life

Don't Believe The Hype

I have been observing something for a very long time but have now decided to say something about it. What is it? All of the false ads and bullshit many of the party promoters are using to get people in the door.

For example, there is a party promoter in the DC Area that going out of his way to let people know how superior his events are. If you have a great event, you should be proud of it. That is not my issue. What is disturbing is the fact that this person advertises the 18-35 age requirement and says that everyone there must be on point [ muscular and extremely fit]. Well i sent one of my boys to the party to see if he really was the hottest party in the city. The results were not shocking.

Let's consider the first fact that my boy exceeded the door requirement in every way. Plus being that i had known him for so long, him giving me the truth would not be an issue. Well he went to the party and stated that no one there was muscular except himself and the host. I do believe that if you go to a party, you must check it out at least three times to get a good feel for it because you can never tell everything about it just once. He did and reported the same thing.

My buddy said they had some very attractive thick men there. I wonder why the founder just didn't advertise that he had some of DC's hottest thick dudes. But I guess that wouldn't sell so he goes with telling everyone in the world that he has the hottest event in the city with all of these imaginary guys that are not showing up.

I think that its just a matter of time before his numbers decrease. You can only deceive the public for so long before true body boys actually show up to your event. Then when they arrive and you don't have anyone there that look like them, you are going to have some real issues because they are going to feel taken after they spent their gas money to come to your event after you have sent all of these over hyped advertisements . There was a review about the event on http://RatetheParties.ning.com and a guy said that when he went there was a six foot drag queen with tits fucking some fem guys...lol Now I don't take these review sites seriously so I sent someone there. He did verify that there were fem guys and there is nothing wrong with a fem dudes if you just let people know you have them....

When will people just state the truth. It seems that promoters fear telling the truth because it would mean that they would have to be on the same footing with everyone else and use content/experience to be successful instead of hype.

I suggest that if you see a party promoter talking about how " Premier ", " #1 ", " The Hottest " event you run as fast as you can. Why? Because these are just labels used to get you in the door and have not been verified by anyone else. Now if the party was rated hot by the local gay magazine or gay website then there would be cause for hype and celebration but when you give yourself acclaim it only smells of lies and an inability to accept the fact that you are just another party out here looking to create a good experience for people.

Undercover Life Party Review - 5/23

It was the restart of something that had been on the shelf longer than Britney Spears career. I had been devoting most of my time to the Big Men but had a desire to give my first fam some love by having a monthly party for them. I must say that it was worth the time and the effort to put together.

The event started at 10:30pm . I had to pick up a brother from Ohio and received a call from another brother from NYC that he was on the way. This let me know it was going to be a good one. The men started to arrive and I was very happy with who showed up. We watched a bit of porn and then it was time to turn off the porn. When the dvd went off , the dicks went up.

Within minutes everyone had broken into little couples and groups. One brother was standing in the corner to himself. I didn't quite get it at first but I figured some peeps need a little time to get use to something new. Sex parties are a bit overwhelming for newbies. The action started with mutual sucking, jackin and grinding. It looked like a scene out of a fantasy movie.

A couple of brothers rolled out because it was late but our guest from NYC made it in while the brothers were taking a breather from Round 3. The brother that had been standing on the wall and jackin with his hands in his pants needed some prodding so I got him into the action. He took off his underwear to reveal a Donkey Dick !

This was a massive , big , black monster that had to go up in something. A brother
got on his knees and let me bang his back out. He had some of the best ass. Tight, Wet and workin. I tell you that it was the bomb. Donkey Dick layed down and this brother rode that ass to a limp state. The action continued in the shower , on the bed and until the wee hours of the morning.

Those members that were from out of town crashed at the luxury suite. That is the level of service and quality you get from Undercover Life including shower amenities, fresh towels, mouth wash and anything else that can help you to unwind.

The brothers had some great discussions and those in attendance agreed that having a great party isn't about having the largest turnout. There are tons of people who brag about how many people they have when most people only come to a sex party, bookstore or adult venue to meet up with one person. If they get that connection, they are satisfied and feel they got life.

Undercover Life has a smaller , upscale and mature crowd of professional brothers. Many are in the military which gives those that come up some reason to support the troops. All in all the event was a great success and I am looking at hosting more in the future.

Why you will like this blog?

You can't get away from it anymore. Sex parties are a part of our culture whether you like it or not. That issue is not who I am writing this blog for. I am writing this blog because I would like to talk about sex , parties, politics and porn. These are the subjects that you want to know about. It is my hope that you will get some information that will be useful to you.

Sex parties are fun to say the least and I love the fact that you can create an event and select the type of people that you want to attend. This beats going to the bathhouse or theater. I am not one for smoky places and dirty people. It is worth paying an extra $10 for a clean party with people that took a shower before they showed up and not having to deal with a bunch of people you are not interested in staring you in the face and pestering you for dick.

So I am a fan of sex parties. I have thrown them and host two new events currently. I am not alone. There are over 16 parties posted in DC for Memorial Day Weekend which lets you know how popular they are.

In time we will separate the fact from the fiction, entertain you and give you something to think about.

Wet Dicks ,

Cubzilla