Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Inaugurate Your Ballz : Pt 1


What up, 

The time is cumming soon that the eyes of the world will be on the DC / Baltimore Metro Area. Baltimore? Yes. If you didn't know, President Elect Obama announced a pre-inauguration event for Baltimore on January 17 th, 2009. That is a major thing for brothers in this area considering that we have been blessed to have Obama twice within 6 months so you know I am feeling this. 

I have decided to throw the next party at the BWI Airport Complex in Linthicum, MD. If you didn't know. The complex is located on BW Parkway also known as 295 which is about 35 minutes from DC. So for all of you brothers that are going to ask the next question, I will go ahead and adress it for you.

Why are you going to have the party in BWI instead of DC ?

1) The DC Metro Area will experience congestion that will make the headaches of the million man march look like a fraternity gathering. If you went to the march, you knew that getting on the Metro was one of the most difficult tasks. I waited an hour at the Greenbelt station to get to the city and I stood the entire way.  

The congestion will be enormous. Think about a city that is only 9 miles wide having over 2 million people from across the world there. Now also consider that 295, 495 and the wilson bridge are always crowded. And add the number of people expected. 

Do you think that you will able to attend a party in Alexandria or Greenbelt easily ? Not at all. Your best bet is to be away from the most concentrated area. This is the attractive feature of the BWI Airport Complex.  

2) If you want to see Obama that weekend, You need to be in Baltimore ! 

Obama is making one of 3 stops that day. Newark, DE , Philly and Baltimore before heading to the district where he will be busy that weekend. During the campaign, people came from College Park and DC to Baltimore so they could see him because the crowd in the area was too much. 

I doubt anyone reading this blog will see him in person. So you might as well celebrate and bring your ballz to Baltimore and have the time of your life. 

The exact schedule hasn't been set but he was at the Baltimore Arena Before so my insiders are telling me that he will make a return trip there or go to Camden Yards / Ravens Stadium which is located beside the Marc Train. 

3) There will be thousands of Men in Baltimore !

The hotels in the area sold from Baltimore to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to all points east and west. So if you are thinking there will not be people in the area, you are greatly mistaken. You will be in the company of some sexy azz dudes that will be looking to connect after the event and they will be at our event.  Why deal with trying to find parking at the Dupont Circle risking getting towed when you can enjoy free hotel parking and the comfort of being where there will be quality brothers. 

Well this is my first blog post on the Inaugurate Your Ballz Event !  So look forward to more discussion on this . 

Wet Dicks

Cubzilla 


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