Final Event Updates : Important

What up brothers,

Just here in Alexandria and things are looking great for the event tonight. There is a surge in traffic therefore we will keep doors open until 1:30 am. Call before midnight if you need to come around this time so I will know who to expect. My brothers have been texting me letting me know that there is a bump in traffic so I extended the time.

If you would like to come to the event tonight, Call me at 443.994.3721 Juan Diego.

I am not able to log into A4A from this hotel computer so just let me know and I will give you the information over the phone but make sure you are able to arrive by 1:30 am.

Just call me ..instead of texting because my phone is a 1999 model...lol

Much Luv

Juan Diego, Founder

The Obama Suprise and Location Change

I know you have been keeping up with this blog and know my excitement to see Obama. As you know, the city confirmed that Obama would be coming to town. They are expecting 150,000 on Saturday. The plan El Presidente put out was that he would be here in the morning and then come to DC that early afternoon. 

From that information we made our current event plans. Since we specialized in afternoon parties it would work perfect for us to do the afternoon set here in baltimore. Obama in the Morning, UBZ after. Cool but my Mayor pulled a dumb move. 

The city booked Obama at the War Memorial :(

This area is smaller than Malcolm X Park and its supposed hold 150,000 people. Also its in the middle of downtown. Literally the middle of the city. And to make my plans even more crazy. They have him speaking at 4:00 pm. So that has completely thrown off our plans but there is always some good that happens. 

We were able to get a Hotel in Alexandria where we have had great turnouts previously. On top of that, we were blessed to get a non inflated rate. So it came to a decision. Do a night party in Baltimore or Go Home to the DC Metro Area where most of our member are. 

We decided to Have the Event in Alexandria at Midnight on Saturday. 

This will enable everyone to get to the party without much of a delay since you will be coming through after hours before the clubs close. And the event is Metro Accessible which means that you can leave the car and hop over to the King Street Metro Station. I will be providing a free shuttle from 11pm - 11:30 pm. 

So I guess this has really worked out because you don't have to deal with traffic, you don't have to drive to get to the event and you can party close to home. And there is one more suprise. 

Cum Before 12:30 am to get in for $10 !

You can't beat this O-believable Offer. The rate goes up to $20 after 12:30. We will have all amenities there and as most of our members do, they always usually bring something XXtra whether its a few extra condoms or lube. So make sure you are in the place. 

Wet Dicks, 

Juan Diego 

It's Official: Obama's Coming to Bmore !!!!!!

Brothers,

You know that I have been telling for sometime that my man was coming to town and Baltimore confirmed it today. Now here is the part that is driving me a bit crazy. No one is saying where he will be coming to when he gets here. It was reported today that the Amtrak trains lines are going through all kinds of Secret Service checks up and down the system, which means that will be one hell of a delay and on hell of a ride for him.

But there is only one place he could come and have the people and that is Ravens Stadium which is down the street from my crib !!!! Yes I am going to gloat because I saw him when he came to Baltimore on the campaign trail and now I will see him as President elect.

So for those brothers wondering about coming to Baltimore for a Party when you are debating which of the many places you could go Inauguration Night, I suggest that you bring your butt to Baltimore and avoid the mayhem. We will start the event at 5pm.

As I have been saying, brothers make sure that you drive through Glen Burnie if you live in the city and if you are coming from DC, take US 1 North to avoid the major delay that might be on 295 since the city is reporting that a surge of DC residents will decide to come here knowing that they won't be able to even get close in DC.

So my brothers be ready to get your play on and let's celebrate. In honor of Barack Obama, I will extend the discount longer than our usual 10 minute early special. Arrive within the first 20 minutes and get in for $10 mention Obama when you arrive.

Wet Dicks

Juan Diego

Crunch Time / Munch Time

What up Brothers,

If you have been following this blog then you know how much I have been looking forward to this week. Obama is a major part and this event is the other part. So we are now at the final few days before we start back up our new season of events for those brothers that enjoy a discreet place to get off in an upscale location.

I have been getting swamped by alot of brothers that are coming to DC for the event and for the life of me, I am still trying to understand how people will be able to get around the city during that weekend. As the days grow closer, the anticipation is building. I know of people who have decided at the last minute to come down to DC. One guy on craigslist realized that he would not get a hotel room so he posted a personals ad offering his muscle sex for a place to stay over the weekend.

I know he won't have a problem finding many people to open the doors. We still haven't been given the green light on where Obama will be speaking while he is still advertising his trip to Baltimore. I can't worry about that but I know somehow I will see him before he's El Presidente.

For you brothers that are coming to the event, Make sure you have an alternative route planned just in case 295 BW Parkway is jammed. Brothers coming from Baltimore may experience an unusual delay due to the amount of people that will be traveling from 95 North through the city to get to DC so I would suggest driving through Glen Burnie and coming to the event from Baltimore Anapolis Rd by the Cromwell Light Rail Station. It is the back way but you won't have any traffic or congestion getting there.

I have heard from a few brothers that wanted to bring something to the event. You are more than welcome to do that. Remember that If you are running late, do call me while you are on the way so I know to leave the light on but do that before the doors open. You are not running late if you call at 5:30pm stating that you will be there in about an hour. That means you didn't leave out...lol

Just make this a fun weekend. Pre-planning for a longer traffic ride and having everything you need in advance is the best way to deal with the crowds. And when you make your way over to our suite, you will be glad you came by to Inaugurate Your Ballz.

Juan Diego, Founder

The Early Bird Gets the Dick

Well we are now in cruch time. The plans are starting to take shape for the Obama Weekend and Millions are ready to converge on the Metro Area in order to take part. I have been going over my checklist to make sure that you have a great time at the event. Sure we are expecting from around 10 - 15 People but I know that the little details make things great for those that arrive. 

The Early Bird Gets the Dick 

Make sure you do your homework. You know that the roads coming from DC to the Baltimore Region will be less hectic but there is still a chance that traffic may be a bit heavy. So I suggest that you leave earlier than normal to get to the event. If  you are coming from DC, you may need to leave at least 2 hours ahead just to ensure you get there on time. I know that someone would ask why someone would do that, because I understand that certain parts of the district will become parks. Streets will be blocked and there will be many detours trying leave the district. You want to have your fun, so make sure you don't have any challenges doing that. 

The Best Option if you are Coming from DC 

Take the Marc Train to Baltimore. They will be running on a Special Schedule or Take the B30 Bus from Greenbelt Metro Station to BWI Airport. The hotel shuttle will pick you up. This will eliminate the frustration and allow you to relax from one destination to the other. 

For my local Baltimore Brothers that are coming down

You may want to avoid the highway and take a route through the city to the airport by way of Glen Burnie. Google Maps can create optional routes for you. Since most people travel on the main arteries, using alternate routes will allow you to get here without a hassle or set up. 

If you are Running Late 

Call me before the party starts. Let me know that you are on the way and where you are. This will allow me to keep the light on for you. But I must know ahead of time. I will not be on the computer so sending me an email will not work and I don't do text messaging. 

Pick up the phone and call. 

This weekend will be hectic. Prepare Yourself and Get Ready to have a great time. There have been a few brothers that wanted to bring extra snacks to the event. You are most welcome. Anything that you want to contribute to make this historic weekend better is alright by me. Well stay tuned to this blog and I do look forward to seeing you. 

Juan Diego, Founder 

It's Getting Busy !

First of all,

I would like to wish you a happy holidays and prosperous New Year. I am very excited to be getting ready for our Obama Weekend Party which officialy starts off our new season. And if you are on this page then you notice the new front layout of the website. I like it because it will allow us to present more information on the front page in a clean way. 

Also you will notice that the february party has been posted on the main page. This gives those brothers who will be in attendance from out of town time a chance to know when the next event is. 

Well i am busy preparing for our party. I am very happy to have all of you there and look forward to all of the new things in store. If you purchase one of our official logo products, you will recieve $5 Off Every event that you attend. That adds up over time. So if you are planning on making us a monthly part of your life, then it would be an advantadge to get some gear in order to have some savings. 

I don't have too much to say but make sure you get on the list. The invites for the January Party has already been sent out. Don't wait until the last day to ask for an invite. You may not be able to get one. 

Wet Dicks,

Cubz