Inagurate Your Ballz : Pt. 2 Obama Update

The following is a report for ABC-2 News regarding Obama's trip to Baltimore on January 17, 2009 :

The exact route has not been announced, but we would imagine Barack Obama will arrive at Penn Station on his train trip from Philadelphia, PA to Washington, DC.

The president-elect’s inaugural committee announced that trip will happen three days prior to Obama being sworn in as president.

The committee says Baltimore’s history represents the theme of his trip, “Renewing America’s Promise.” The committee noted Baltimore is where that promise was defended then immortalized in our national anthem, referring to the attack on Ft. McHenry during the War of 1812.

Baltimore Police Commissioner Fred Bealefeld says his department will prepare for 150,000 people. The venue has not been announced yet, but M&T Bank Stadium may be one possibility. The stadium held 90,000 people for a music festival in 1998.

Barack Obama will be in Baltimore on January 17th.

Well I know it will be Ravens Stadium because it is the only place that can hold that amount of people. If you are looking to come to the event on public transportation, take the MARC Train which will be running the entire weekend. You can purchase your tickets now.

Also the MARC Train will run to the BWI Business District Stop which is down the street from where the party will be. You can take the train there and get a pick-up. You will just need to let me know the day before. For those that don't want to deal with traffic, I suggest that you take the B30 Bus from Greenbelt to BWI. It only costs a few bucks and can get you to the event .

I will be taking the train to the Light Rail train to the Obama event and then the hotel shuttle to the party. We will adjust the time of the event for those brothers that may want to come to the party directly after the event. This way you can get your freak on early and not have to wait around.

www.mtamaryland.com - MARC Train

www.wmata.com - B30 Bus information

Wet Dicks,

Cubz

Inaugurate Your Ballz : Pt 1

What up, 

The time is cumming soon that the eyes of the world will be on the DC / Baltimore Metro Area. Baltimore? Yes. If you didn't know, President Elect Obama announced a pre-inauguration event for Baltimore on January 17 th, 2009. That is a major thing for brothers in this area considering that we have been blessed to have Obama twice within 6 months so you know I am feeling this. 

I have decided to throw the next party at the BWI Airport Complex in Linthicum, MD. If you didn't know. The complex is located on BW Parkway also known as 295 which is about 35 minutes from DC. So for all of you brothers that are going to ask the next question, I will go ahead and adress it for you.

Why are you going to have the party in BWI instead of DC ?

1) The DC Metro Area will experience congestion that will make the headaches of the million man march look like a fraternity gathering. If you went to the march, you knew that getting on the Metro was one of the most difficult tasks. I waited an hour at the Greenbelt station to get to the city and I stood the entire way.  

The congestion will be enormous. Think about a city that is only 9 miles wide having over 2 million people from across the world there. Now also consider that 295, 495 and the wilson bridge are always crowded. And add the number of people expected. 

Do you think that you will able to attend a party in Alexandria or Greenbelt easily ? Not at all. Your best bet is to be away from the most concentrated area. This is the attractive feature of the BWI Airport Complex.  

2) If you want to see Obama that weekend, You need to be in Baltimore ! 

Obama is making one of 3 stops that day. Newark, DE , Philly and Baltimore before heading to the district where he will be busy that weekend. During the campaign, people came from College Park and DC to Baltimore so they could see him because the crowd in the area was too much. 

I doubt anyone reading this blog will see him in person. So you might as well celebrate and bring your ballz to Baltimore and have the time of your life. 

The exact schedule hasn't been set but he was at the Baltimore Arena Before so my insiders are telling me that he will make a return trip there or go to Camden Yards / Ravens Stadium which is located beside the Marc Train. 

3) There will be thousands of Men in Baltimore !

The hotels in the area sold from Baltimore to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to all points east and west. So if you are thinking there will not be people in the area, you are greatly mistaken. You will be in the company of some sexy azz dudes that will be looking to connect after the event and they will be at our event.  Why deal with trying to find parking at the Dupont Circle risking getting towed when you can enjoy free hotel parking and the comfort of being where there will be quality brothers. 

Well this is my first blog post on the Inaugurate Your Ballz Event !  So look forward to more discussion on this . 

Wet Dicks

Cubzilla 

A Perfect Example Why People Don't Attend Parties

This is an email that I received that was forwarded from a new party in Philadelphia that has already begun claiming they are the largest attended after 4 events.....

if you wish to be dropped from this list, let me know.

the host got the flu and was unable to hold the last scheduled party.

many people were turned away at the door at the last party, more than previous events. this is not a party for profit. It takes more than $10 to get you in. F**** will continue to be quality driven.

finally, there have been emails shared inadvertently. Ordinarily, F****hides the email addresses in the invitations. Somehow, this did not happen to some invitations. VERY SORRY.

F****

It takes courage to send your picture and stats to a party promoter to attend an event. And it is much easier for the party not to respond to you or just say " No Thanks ." But for you to take the time to come to an event , to be rejected at the door isn't cool. Hell , the person took the time to drive over to the event, spent gas money to get there, get the courage to show up and you turn them away.

Note : This is the same party that said that they screen everyone before giving out invitations. Well if they did, then there would not be any need to turn people away because the only people on the list would be the individuals that sent the pictures.

On the flip side, if you know that you do not meet the door requirements of the party, why come to the event. Especially when the party is telling you on the invitation that you should be " On Point ". That is always a code word to me that they want you to be perfect or thier fantasy: If you are average, stay away. If you don't have a six pack, stay away. If you aren't black, stay the fuck away. That is a heads up warning so you know. I do hope for the sake of the event that the people turned away were really those that weren't invited. But when you have a group of Body Conscious Men from Los Angeles throwing events in a city like Philly then you know they won't be around for long.

Here is a hint to the promoter: People who got turned away at the door are the reason the Blatino Parties done in Atlanta were shut down !!!! If they don't meet your standards, then give them an invitation to another event that fits them or throw another event for those so that they don't feel rejected. Rejection is pain and if you ever had that happened to you then you would know how to deal with others in the future.

Wet Dicks,

Juan Diego , Founder

Ning Closes Adult Groups

Whats up,

I wanted to give you the 411 on the latest closing of the Red Light District. Ning will be closing all of the adult groups on its system starting 12/31/08. As you know, our group use to have a social network on the ning platform. But we were deleted some time ago when Ning started to slowly close in on all of the adult sites out there. Since then many brothers wanted to find out if we would have some place where they could enjoy videos.

After some great thought, I decided to add a video membership to our site. We will also give you reviews of the places where brothers are going to fuck [ bookstores, theaters, etc. ] and tell you where the hottest events are where you can party.

I would like to think of it as Cruising for Sex with Quality. I have already started uploading videos to the server and we have a great amount of clips that range between 10 - 25 minutes long arranged by category. I am in the process of finishing the reviews and party listings that will be on the site.

I know this site will most definitely peak your interest because all of the information will be written by myself and I will go to the locations to upload pictures and video of them [ this will take some time ], so you will know what I am talking about. Most review sites give you false hopes or are written by someone who is super negatigve. What I will be doing is providing content that is balanced and fair.

And best of all the new member site will be available to everyone regardless of site , shape or color. So there will be something for everyone. So look out for the lauch in the next few weeks. We will do a pre-launch that will give you a great taste of what we offer for a few bucks. Then we will roll out the full website.

Wet Dicks,

Juan Diego, Founder

It Starts with a Pic

There seems to be some sort of viewpoint out there that you should be able to get into a party without having to send your picture. Ok , I really do understand that you are private and don't want anyone to know you love to suck dick but do you have a real issue to be upset for an event to require a picture to attend?

I don't think so. See there are plenty of places that you can go if you don't want to send a picture. There is the bookstore. You can creep to it on you lunchtime and meet men. You always have the theaters. Parks are a bit dangerous these days with the police stings but there are still another venue for you to get your rocks off in private. So it's not like you have options out there...lol

But from the perspective of a party planner, you need to know who and what is going to show up at the door. We live in a time where people will become someone they are not over the Internet. I have had several clients for my massage business who on their profiles said they were bodybuilders and in shape. I was expecting a ripped guy only to find that they were ripped like 30 years and 50 pounds ago. Now imagine what that would be like for me if I was chatting with this guy over the internet hoping to hook up. In short, I would be pissed off because the dude could say ' Hey. I am a thick man . Are you down ? ' In which case the answer would be yes. But the very fact of the deception disqualifies him from going any further with me.

Back to the party, as an event planner, you are responsible for making sure that what you advertise is in the event. No less. And when someone says that they are a regular masculine guy with an average body, you expect that. They send you a picture and you give them the address. If they show up in hot pink sweats, should they be allowed in? Hell to the No!

So your picture is your first impression when you respond to a party ad. And here are a few pet peeves.

Don't send your Dick or Ass Pic !

We all have one. A party promoter is either looking to see if you fit the build or if you have an overall masculine appearance. And dick and ass pics don't tell shit but that you may be hiding something.

Make sure your Pictures Match

Yeah. You know the people who send a dick picture with a six pack abs and a chest picture of a thick dude and the ass of someone in the middle. This just spells of a fake. A simple upper body picture will do. If you are not comfortable with your pictures then it's time to check out the bookstore. Remember, there is someone who will always find you hot regardless of how you look

Dated Pictures are a bust

Why send a promoter a picture that has a date of 1981 ? I have recieved those and couldn't help to think that he may be still wearing that afro. Be proud of your age.

Don't Be a Dick

If the party requires a picture, don't send the founder some email talking about how on point you are and how they won't be dissapointed. The event won't be disapointed if you just send the picture to let us know how sexy you really are. Other candidates for dicks are the people who complain that they don't want to send a picture over the internet yet have 10 different accounts on every sex site. Remember if you are that discreet then look for another venue that matches your lifestyle.

When in doubt just ask.

Premium events will answer every question you have.
Just let your issues be known so they can deal with them.

Wet Dicks

Juan Diego, Founder
UndercoverBrothaz.com

Back for a New Season

I know ! I know ! Many of you have been telling me and so I decided to listen to my group of awesome brothers and have another season of hot parties. I have to admit that I did miss meeting all of you and the freaky events we had.

There were some off da chain times with Donkey Dick , New Yorker and the rest of the crew that trooped in from across the region for a Premium Event. Yeah I call us premium because I go out of my way to provide an experience that is friendly , fun and freaky. No attitudes here just a regular dude looking to create a safe space so you can get down.

Also look for these blogs on a regular basis. These Blogs will provide a venue for us to keep in contact and for you to hear my thoughts on sex, parties and the world of underground freaking. I love this area so I might as well share it with you. You will find the New Magazine UBZ. This downloadable magazine is dedicated to sex in a new way. I look at the culture of sex and the fun shit we do to have it. It is free and you are more than welcome to download it and enjoy.

Well i am about to head out but I wanted to say what up and thanks to all of those that have supported me. I look forward to meeting you at our 12/27/09 event in Greenbelt, MD. There is a free shuttle to the event but you must call early and be there on time.

Wet Dicks

Juan Diego, Founder